Wednesday, 27th December.
Today I worked at the Natural History Museum. "Working" there
consisted of wandering around with a walkie-talkie...not exactly
Anyway, late in the afternoon an announcement came over the
Would Mr Alcars please come to the information desk in the main
hall. That's Mr Colin Alcars...please report...(it's here
that he realises someone's having a lend of him)...to the information