an idiot in london


Saturday, 2nd December.

I had noticed that the phone never seems to ring at Mirabel Rd. I thought it was because Brendan and Emily are freaks. In a way I was right.

I attempted to use the phone this morning, and I didn't even get a dial tone. I told Brendan, and he said that it's because the phone has been disconnected. Oh great. Yes, it appears that the phone was in the name of a previous flatmate, and they've let it get disconnected. Brendan and Emily just use their mobiles. (Slowly cooking their brains and eating away at their money.) Not happy about the situation, I had to walk round the corner to the public telephone outside the dodgy pub.

So, they didn't tell me they're a couple, and they didn't tell me about the phone. What other surprises await me?